An American Editor

January 1, 2022

Were Hamlet an editor

Filed under: Editorial Matters — An American Editor @ 4:38 pm

By Geoffrey Hart

Dear Colleagues, a hearty chuckle and thank you to the ever-brilliant Geoff Hart for this delightful ditty as a way to start what we hope will be a much better year in 2022. — Ruth E. Thaler-Carter, Owner, An American Editor

To stet, or not to stet, that is the question.

Whether ’tis nobler in the draft to condemn

The slings and arrows of outrageous grammar.

Or to take Word against a sea of typos,

And by spellchecking end them.

To let dangling participles lie, to sleep

Yet more; and by sleep, to say we end

The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks

Editors are heir to? ‘Tis a redaction

Devoutly to be wished. To let lie, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to revise later;

Aye, there’s the rub,

For in that sleep of reason, what infelicities may come,

When we’ve shuffled off this manuscript,

Must give us pause. There’s the respect

That makes Calamity of so long an MS:

For who would bear the publisher’s whips and scorns,

The authors wronged, the proud wordsmith’s contumely,

The pangs of despised advice, the proofing delayed,

The insolence of authors, and the spurns

That patient merit of th’unworthy takes,

When we ourselves might their quietus make

With a bared Sharpie? Who would this burden bear,

To grunt and sweat beneath a weary edit,

But that the dread of something after publication,

The undiscovered typo, from whose bane

No editor returns, puzzles the will,

And makes us rather bear those infelicities we have,

Than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus proofreading doth make cowards of us all,

And thus the native hue of a monitor’s greater resolution

Is sicklied o’er, with the pale cast of Word

And enterprises of great pitch and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry

And lose the name of perfection. Soft you now,

The fair Webster? Nymph, in thy etymologies

Be all my sins remember’d.

Geoff Hart (he/him) works as a scientific editor, specializing in helping scientists who have English as their second language publish their research. He also writes fiction in his spare time, and has sold 43 stories thus far. Visit him online at <www.geoff-hart.com>.

3 Comments »

  1. Wow, that’s wonderful! Thanks, Geoff!
    For those who may not know, Geoff has a new book out, *Write Faster with Your Word Processor*:
    https://geoff-hart.com/books/write-faster/write.htm
    I’m keeping my copy close at hand for easy reference.

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    Comment by Jack Lyon — January 1, 2022 @ 5:03 pm | Reply

  2. Brilliant!

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    Comment by Louise Pare-Lobinske — January 2, 2022 @ 12:02 pm | Reply

  3. Ruth, I love this! And so accurate!

    Who would this burden bear, To grunt and sweat beneath a weary edit, But that the dread of something after publication, The undiscovered typo, from whose bane No editor returns..

    – Heather

    On Sat, Jan 1, 2022 at 4:38 PM An American Editor wrote:

    > An American Editor posted: ” By Geoffrey Hart Dear Colleagues, a hearty > chuckle and thank you to the ever-brilliant Geoff Hart for this delightful > ditty as a way to start what we hope will be a much better year in 2022. — > Ruth E. Thaler-Carter, Owner, An American Editor To ste” >

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    Comment by Heather Quist — January 5, 2022 @ 6:47 pm | Reply


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